Old guys are afraid of blowjobs

There was an article by Margaret Wente published yesterday in The Globe and Mail about teenagers and their increasing practice of oral sex at younger ages. Here is a letter to the editor that was published today concerning the piece:

"I'm enraged by Margaret Wente's assertion that oral sex is running rampant among teenagers. As a 1960 graduate of Richmond Hill High School, now defunct, I can say this kind of behaviour was unheard of in the 1950s.

What is even more provoking is the possiblity, however remote, that this was going on back then and I didn't hear about it."

So, let me get this straight. This old fucker decided to write in to the newspaper just to say that he hopes nobody was having oral sex "back in the day", because he certainly wasn't getting any blowjobs. Not only that, it was not, as he says, an "assertion". Wente was citing a recent study on the topic. Old religous conservatives like this should go back to their hermit holes. Sexuality is normal. We're goddamn apes, after all. But then again, I digress, he's just bitter because 'ol Vivienne in his 7th grade biology class never gave him a blowjob.