Male Haircuts

I realized today that there is only one type of haircut for men. As I was sitting in class, and looking at the back of people's heads, it struck me. There's no fooling people with the occasional spike in the front or "messy" look, these are all the same cut. Short on the sides and back, with a razor used to make the lines look very straight. The top part is basically just left at only slightly varying lengths, and that's about it. These spikes and crap are completely moot. We all have the same haircut. I guess this is why fuckers with mullets or bald people really stand out in a crowd. How fucking original.