Urinals and Pubes

Taking a piss in a urinal at school today, I decided I should write about this pet peeve I've had for a while (so what else is new?). How the hell do pubes end up on urinals? I mean, I go to piss, I look down, the dude hadn't flushed so there was yellow piss in there, and then there's like 2-3 long, nasty, black, curly pubes lying on the rim. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN? Do you shed pubes as you piss or something? I think Harry Manback was at my school or something. It's fucking disgusting. If you have such a large bush of pubes that you somehow periodically lose them are are on your way to pubic baldness, just trim or shave them off already. Leaving 'lil curlies around for everyone else to stare at as they're pissing in a puddle of someone else's piss really isn't appealing.