Shut the fuck up with the Napoleon Dynamite shit
Listen fucktards, I'm sick and tired of hearing about Napoleon Dynamite and how it's the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you just woke up yesterday and realized how amazing it is that a movie is ever-so-slightly outside of the Hollywood format, you're a fucking uncultured shitface. Stop trying to imitate the character because, face it, you're really not funny. Your name is not Napoleon Dynamite. You're not cooler because you're blatantly imitating this or wearing Vote for Pedro shirts. In fact, if I'm laughing, I'm laughing at how fucking moronic you sound trying to imitate this bland, quirky character. Speaking of Vote for Pedro, isn't that fuckin funny. Pedro was a name I thought was funny when I was 9.
I haven't even seen the movie (oh no, for shame!) and yet I feel like I've seen the movie about 20 times since every fucking person I know has given me a plot summary and proceeded to horribly cite lines from the movie at least 20 times a week. If you stopped watching shit like Old School, maybe you'd also be amazed that Napoleon Dynamite isn't all that innovative or interesting, it just caught on for some reason. And yet, you're still in theatres watching Zorro or some shit this weekend.
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Thank you for speaking out on this crime against humanity ;)
Next I will tackle Dave Chapelle....
Sorry, I know you're a fan, but it's just as bad. :P
Sigh...alrighty then :) I'm anxious to see what you have to say ;)
Replace all instances of "Napoleon Dynamite" in this post with "David Chapelle" and you'll know what I have to say. Same shit.
Lollercaust. Maybe it's an Ontario thing, since my cousin Chris is infatuated with the film and has watched it a dozen times since picking it up on DVD. I'm sure the comedy is there and that I'd "get it", but I doubt it's for me.
Neato blog, buddy. :)
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