Sexuality and talking shit

Here's a little thought that's been stirring into the back of my head for some time now. I haven't really made it concrete so this post will be a little less informative then predicted.

An issue I've been having are with people who speak of their sex lives on a regular basis, thinking they are somehow "out of the box" when they do speak of it. Now, I'm not talking about those who only speak of it, I'm talking about those who have a wide smile when they do and somehow believe themselves to be so wild. I've often thought these individuals to be the equivilent of those who, when we were younger, never got over the shit and piss phase. Always talking about shits, and taking pisses. These individuals were considered immature as kids, so why is it that individuals doing the same thing with sexuality is considered ok?

If you ask me, most adults are simply big kids who haven't figured out how to be adults yet. This take on sexuality is their way of being able to still speak about the 'unspeakable' (although very easy to speak about without having a big giggle and smile about it). These are the same people when prompt, go all wild and start a fucking monologue about sex. Of course, when you say something slightly off their range of experience, they no longer know what to say.

Something else, as a side note, just to make this blog even less cohesive. A funny anecdote, and I'll explain why it's mentionned. A friend of mine's girlfriend isn't very good at pronouncing things in english, she usually misses her 'h's when she speaks. So in her cegep english class, when asked 'What is love to you?', naturally, she wants to respond with 'Love to me is hapiness.'. She misses the 'h' and ends with 'Love to me is a penis'. The whole class bursts out laughing. Somewhat a funny story, now depending on whom I tell this one too, I get several reactions that helps me gauge the level of the people I'm interactng with. The worst I got came from this girl who took offense to the fact that somebody called her an 'easy girl' five minutes prior to me telling this anecdote. This girl, before even realizing that hapiness without an 'h' is practically pronounced 'a penis', bursts out and says "It is!". Then she goes on to speak about penis' she's ecountered. Good job, you fucking cunt.

Oh, and can we get the expression "Tie it in a knot" out of our damn expression repertoire please? It doesn't work that way jackass'!