Baloney!

Is there a cutoff time for certain foods? If not, I think there should be a social norm established which dictates when you can or cannot eat things. Case in point: in one of my classes this morning, I had a clear, unobstructed view in front of me, until this fat oaf comes and sits down. No big deal. About ten minutes after she arrives, I start to smell something...meaty. Wondering what the hell it was, I sort of peaked around her and noticed that she was eating a baloney sandwich. I have a problem with baloney to begin with, as it seems like one of the most disgusting "meats" you could ever put into yourself, but what made matters worse was that she was eating this at 8:40 in the morning, in class, making everyone around her nauseous at the smell of this pre-processed meat loaf. I just felt like asking her: "So, is this breakfast or lunch? Or is it brunch? Or the mid-morning snack?"

Let's get this straight, out of respect for others, you can't fucking eat baloney before 11am. If you do so, don't fucking do it in the middle of class. Do it while hiding in a dark corner somewhere like the dirty person that you are.

And I'll bet this girl wonders why she's so fat. "I'm just big-boned!"