Morning Shows Revisited

A while ago I posted my comments on morning radio shows. I saw an ad for a television morning show on the side of the bus today and couldn't help but laugh. It depicted 3 smiling people -- one guy and two girls -- each with their names underneath. So it was basically like "Start your mornings off with: Randy, Susan and Betty on A Channel's Good Morning Show!" I couldn't think of a worse way to spend my morning than watching these fucking shits overly happy, sipping down their vodka-oranges and goofing off like a bunch of two year olds. What amused me the most, however, was picturing this guy getting home to his wife at night, still with his giant grin cemented in his face, and then beating the shit out of her because supper isn't ready yet. With a sledgehammer.... a red hot sledgehammer. While saying "Say it bitch, I'm Randy. I'm the king! Make my food or I'll pound in your face!"