Shitting Positions

Of all places, I had to think of this image in my head while on the bus this evening. Try as I might, I was unable to hold in my laughter and I just had this huge grin on my face for about 10 minutes, with the occasional short burst of laughter. I was looking at this man reading on the bus, and was examining his position. He was sitting with his legs crossed. Not the female leg crossing, but the semi-cross male version of the right ankle on the left knee or whatever.

Well, I don't know why, but this seemed like a bit of an arrogant position to me. So, I figured that I should start taking shits in this position now. I would just calmly sit down, cross my legs, and shit with pride, honour, and arrogance. I bet Prince Charles shits this way all the time, so it's probably nothing new. "Excuse me, servant. Will you pass me the condiments for this truffle snout.... I'm having a rather ferocious discharge!"